Well isn't this just peachy. I haven't stepped foot in a Target store for a good 5 years. I haven't bought anything online from them, either. When news of that giant data breach surfaced, I felt very relieved and secure in the knowledge that I was not affected by this nonsense. But no! Today, I got the 'Sorry, but you're screwed' email from Target. Apparently, a five year estrangement was not long enough. Sigh.